Don't Fall Into the Trap
Had a great time of over 3.5 hours at Club Climaxx and left for some stupid reason. I had planned to maybe hit another club if I passed one on the way back to my hotel. Well, as bad luck would have it, I passed this one. I remembered the last review from the dancer and turned around thinking what the heck. No cover. To be honest, I think I stopped more because I had to drain myself and knew there was no cover. Walked in, 3 guys and one dancer playing pool. A couple others sitting on far side of bar/stage (another stage in the middle of the bar) and two more ladies. As I was around behind the bar to the bathroom (literally a shit room), one dancer said she was going to sit on my lap and play with me when I come back. I finished my much needed business and headed back to the side of the bar near the pool table. I probably should have sat on the other side and I would likely have got some mileage at the stool, or so I was thinking in hind sight. The dancer who spoke to me come over and said you know, you are in an all black club. I said I know. I don't care, do you? Well she proceeded to offer me dances at the bar for $10 or private for $20 - said it was my lucky night because things were slow, she normally charges more. Ok, here we go, can sense it already. But, keeping with the spirit of reviews of others, thought I would try the private. Well she got topless and flashed the kitty and said I could play for $200. Play wasn't clearly defined and for $200, I knew better. I said I will pass. She asked what I liked, I responded and said $200 was a bargain. I said it was over my budget and I will stick with the dances. Then said I could "touch" for $100. Literally, she meant touch, not FIV or any other mileage. Not having it, again passed. She asked what I would do and I said I will pass. I told her I typically don't negotiate, especially with high ballers as they almost always never deliver and just upsell or cut you short before they deliver. She then got all the way down to $80 and I still elected to pass for reasons I just mentioned. She smiled and said she had to try. I explained if she would have just been honest on what she wanted rather than quoting prices that are notoriously high for this place, we might have done more dances. Finished my couple of dances and left. I honestly liked this girl, but she was a waste of time, money, and her approach was a huge turn off, especially given I explained to her I knew where I was at, in an all black club, and new a little on house the place worked based on other reviews. Hello - that should have told you right there not to try to BS me once I agreed to a dance or two with her. Oh well, her loss $ wise, my loss time wise. Can't say I would be back when back in this area, will likely try to find another hole in the wall instead. Don't fall into the trap, stop at your own risk.
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