Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

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Oct 19, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Reviewing the last of four clubs I visited on a recent trip to Michigan. Penthouse was and is my favorite overall, but on any particular day it can be less than enjoyable. I visited twice, once on a Friday, then again on a Tuesday, both times in the afternoon. If you wait a while, you can generally find what you are looking for. I prefer slender dancers with natural tits. The trick then is to get them to come over for a connection. My strategy is to walk up to them on the last or next to last station of their dance set, tip them and ask if they are available for dances. This generally works unless they are already promised to someone else. There were four ladies that I had dances with on Friday. None of them was overly cordial. Nice to start, but then all business and pretty mechanical. No one volunteered a complete menu up front, but when I asked what was available, without fail, they listed their offerings. Unfortunately, they were outrageously expensive. Not one was worth the money she wanted. Even a simple handy was upwards of two bills. The last girl I had on Friday had just started at the club and I was her first customer. I got her down to $1.5 and left more or less satisfied. I have had better times at Penthouse. When I returned on Tuesday, the roster was even leaner than on Friday. I found the first timer again and had another session with her. It was ok. Then I left. I give the physical club rating a 6, simply because they allow smoking upstairs. Otherwise I like the layout. I don't get to this club more than once a year these days because I don't live in the area. And in a lot of ways, it's a good thing I don't. If I did, I would probably get more familiar with the dancers, though.

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