My Calendar Girls review

After seeing their site and reading some generally positive reviews on other sites thought I'd give this a try before I went to 'The White House'. CG is situated about 100-200 yds away but that's as close as the two clubs get in any respect. I was disappointed with CG to say the least, entrance fee is quite steep and you get change in CG dollars that you can pay for drinks with or exchange to proper NZ dollars.

When I got in there the only other males was a group of guys there on a stag night. The condemned man was on stage getting set on by a tall brunette that had the figure of an eight but the face of a five. It was quite mild at first as she set about him, the thumping rock music seemed very appropriate for some reason. She was doing things to him, the likes of which I have rarely seen. This included pouring ice cold drinks down the front of his pants that were undone and pulled down a little but just covering his dick. She then had two lit candles in glasses passed to her and he started tipping hot wax from high up down onto his chest. I couldn't decide whether he was hating it or loving it. His mates were clearly loving it.

I got approached by one of a small number of girls, she was ok looking, an eight at best though. Se was all sweetness and light until I declined a private dance at NZ $90 for 15 mins, that's when she showed an attitude and flounced off. I laughed out loud so she could hear me. Bitch.