Had not been by for a few months so decided to come on in

Had not been by for a few months so decided to come on in. My usual was not there, which is not really a bad thing because it would allow me to experiment with some new talent, perhaps. And there were quite a few new faces, to me. Overall, better than I remember. I got a approached by quite a few spinners, but as they are not my thing, I declined. Saw a few with good front courts that I thought might be fun, but had trouble connecting. Saw one brunette with absolutely ridiculous implants--up to the chin ridiculous--and figured, "what the hell, they look hard as rocks, but I'll give it a go", so eventually was able to get her to go back. She was really made up, much more than to my liking, but since I was mostly interested in her tits, I didn't care.

We go to the back, and that's when I knew it was not going to be good. First off, she picks the booth right by the bouncer. Literally, right next to him. Next, before we even start, she asks "how many dances are you going to get?". Never been asked that before--I replied "we'll see how good you are...". We sit for the first song and talk--not a bad start, and then when she starts, she makes several mistakes: 1) Spends a lot of time air dancing; 2) When she is dancing, she is primarily turned away from me (so I can't see those bad boys!); 3) Number 2 did not matter much, since she spent 50% of the dance with her tits covered, anyway; when she did uncover them, she just pulled her bra down, not off. She needs to release those hounds! 4) Those tits were every bit as hard as they looked.

She begins number two, and I stop her. She asks, "Did you not like my dance?", and I just say "I figure I'd sample today". She just doesn't get it--clearly someone who wants to make a living off her big tits, but doesn't want to do everything else that is required to make this whole thing work. It may work on some, but not me. I will know next time to bypass Arianna and stick with Brittany (who wasn't there, anyway, unfortunately).