Electric Blue-balls

I get to New England a couple times a year, and I usually try to make it here if I can. I've had some excellent experiences here, and some very lackluster ones. This trip was of the latter type.

Dancer quality was well below what I've experienced in the past. Most were quite large..not fat, just big. Tall and heavy. I'm a fairly small guy, and I really don't want someone on my lap who outweighs me. So that left few to choose from. And most of the remainder never approached me. I did go back with a reasonably attractive and friendly Russian. She offered "a little extra". but I just wasn't feeling a connection, so I passed. Nursed my second Sam Adams, hoping perhaps for a better encounter, but this was not to be. Not this trip, anyway. Maybe next time.