Not what it once was

I have visited this club off and on for years. It's had its ups and downs, but this year, it seems more down than up. The table dances are back up to $10--they were $5 for a long time. The couch dances are up to $25 for one song. (Used to be $20.) The beer specials are more expensive.

I know prices tend to go up over time, but this club hasn't had a facelift in years. Worse, it used to attract a wide variety of dancers, but not anymore. The dancers all kind of look the same now--average. As a rule, the dancers may actually be a little nicer and more polite than in the past, but once you've seen one of the current crop, you've seen them all.

Don't think I'm a snob. I prefer women with curves myself, but this past year that body type has practically disappeared from this club. What's more, there's no use in me suggestion names, because if you do find a dancer you like, she will be gone within a month nowadays.