The definition of meh.

The club is located in an easy to get to area; near a major intersection & within a few minutes of I95, the turnpike, and with two other clubs in on the same street. It's off the main road, with fairly poor signage so be on the lookout for it if you aren't familiar with the area. It's at the end of a strip mall type building. Parking is ample, during the day there's no charge. At night its pretty random, some days there's a large section of the shared lot that they charge $5 to park in. It seems like its only done on days when the dude who sits out there feels like it, there's no pattern, its a total crapshoot. When someone's there, I think its an extra $10 to valet but I'm not sure. Once inside, daytime admittance is free or $1. Again, its pretty random about the dollar. Sometimes there's no one at the door, sometimes there's someone there and its free, sometimes there's someone there and they want a buck. At night, they're pretty consistent about having someone there charging $10 to get in after 7pm. A bit of a side note, but don't bother going here around that time unless you plan to camp out; they've often let some of the day shift girls go home by 7 and the night shift girls won't start trickling in until 9 or 10. They'll still charge you a $10 cover to go in and look at an empty stage though.

Once you've made it through the door, the inside is pretty well appointed in the consistent SR style. The lighting remains pretty bad. I think they've improved some, but there's still WAY too much stage lighting that hits customers in the eyes and the stage is too dark. They did improve the overall lighting level, now you can walk around and see the chairs instead of having to feel them. That leads me to the next topic, the seating is more run down than the other SR's I've been too (LV & COI) and is the most raggedy of the clubs on this street. It's not like the seats are so nasty I'm concerned about siting in them, they just don't look/feel clean like the ones at Cheetah or Monroes. Usually, the bathroom isn't a topic I care about. For those who do care, you might want to piss before you come. There wasn't an attendant, but there was a strong odor of piss like it hadn't been cleaned in months. The screens in front of the urinals were all broken, only one of the sinks works (and only the cold water), the soap and towel dispensers were both broken. The waitress was friendly, domestic beers were $3 before 8 and $6 after; Cocktails were $5/10. There's been a history of waitresses charging an extra couple bucks for drinks, but I didn't see any of that on this visit with any of the 3 waitresses I got drinks from.

And the dancers... There's two stages. One is a 20ft ish main stage that's about 3ft raised (table height) with a single pole & chairs all the way around. Dancers were doing 2 songs on the first stage then moving to the second one for another two. The second stage is about 5 ft raised and only about 3ft in diameter and has no seating around it, but there's room to walk up and tip. The dancers have been in decline in number and quality for a while now, taking a hit when they added $5 to the daytime dance prices to get them to $15 and now taking a bigger hit with the move to $25 dances. I don't know that there's a cause/effect there, but the timing seems to suggest it. There was maybe 7 girls. All white on this visit, but they usually have a few black girls, a couple cuban chicks, and an asian or two. Two girls were older than I'd like, 40+. Another 3 were bigger than I'd like, 150lbs plus. One was on thicker but still fit, just not my type. One was pretty cute. I sat around chatting with her, but I didn't get many dances. The reason for the limited dances was basically that now that they're $25, they just aren't worth it. The dancers are generally less hot, the mileage is somewhat lower, and the songs are cut somewhat shorter.