This is the best club on...

This is the best club on Cape Cod. Unfortunately, that doesn't say much.

Actually, it has some strong points going for it. A number of very attractive dancers who put in lots of effort on stage. But I have no clue what they're doing there afterwards.

I went on a Monday night (during MNF) and there were about a dozen customers and maybe 6 dancers. In the hour-and-a-bit that I spent there, I was the only one who got any dances.