Wackos
3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207

In Jacksonville for a week of business, so I had the opportunity to check out several of the clubs

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doctorevil
Sep 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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In Jacksonville for a week of business, so I had the opportunity to check out several of the clubs. In my opinion, Wackos is the best by far. It has its ups and downs, but the ups way outweigh the downs. I actually made two visits to Wackos, both early evening. Both times there was a decent crowd creating a lively atmosphere, but without being crowded, so I easily found a seat at the bar. There were plenty of good looking dancers. Probably no 10s, but lots of 7 to 9s. There were a few I would consider substandard, but the eye candy vastly outnumbered the lemons, so no complaints on overall dancer quality. Now the down side. On the first visit of the week, a skinny haggard looking spinner sat next to me within minutes of me sitting at the bar and refused to go a way. She had a hacking cough, but was puffing on cigarettes between coughs. I tried to avoid even looking at her but she insisted on trying to start a conversation. When that didn't work, she asked for a $30 private dance. When I declined, she immediately offered $25, and then literally begged for a $20 dance. I had no intention of getting a dance from someone who seemed to have strep throat or pneumonia or who knows what. Eventually I have her a couple of bucks just so she would go away. When she finally did, a very pretty statuesque girl almost immediately took her place and initiated a conversation. As I found out she was not only pretty but actually intelligent. We talked and had a few drinks for about a half hour or more before she asked for a dance, and she actually seemed embarrassed to ask. She quoted $30 and refused to negotiate a discount for multiple dances. Nevertheless, she was one of the better looking dancers there so I went for it. In my experience the good looking ones sometimes give tamer dances, but she definitely did not fall in that category. There was good two way touching, grinding, LFK, and she pulled up my shirt and rubbed her bare boobs on my chest. All in all, very respectable dances, but no extras were offered or even suggested. After the dances I went back to the bar. When she got done paying the house for the dances, she made a bee line for another older PL sitting at the bar. She is obviously one of the dancers who has figured out the middle age guys in polo shirts are much more likely to drop money on them than young guys in baggy pants. On the next visit I again sat at the bar per my usual habit. I was immediately approached by a girl who asked for a dance. She was decent looking, but I never get a dance if they don't even pretend to make some small talk. I shooed her away, and she was immediately replaced by a little cutie who cozied up to me, chatted for a few minutes, then asked for a dance. She quoted $30 and immediately agreed to two for $50. Once in the back, we made arrangements for an OTC session while she dancing. After the visit to my hotel she gave me her number so we could dispense with the club visit next time. All in all, a very worthwhile visit. So far, I have visited Wackos three times now and two of those visits have led to rather enjoyable OTC sessions.

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In Jacksonville for a week of business, so I had the opportunity to check out several of the clubs