Like a box of chocolates

So lap dances are like $45, except every now and again they offer two for one. Which is just really annoying. That's the most expensive I've ever seen a non-VIP lap dance. The quality of dancers is hit or miss. Plenty of 6's, like one 8 or 9, every now and again you'll see a solid 9 or 10. It's the only place I've been to where the dancers seem to be shy about coming up and chatting up customers. Maybe I'm just horribly wretched, but a couple of times I've been there for an extended period of time without any dancers coming up to me. Today I was there maybe an hour and 15 minutes and not one dancer came up to me. Very weird when you're used to them swarming like vultures. It's not dumpy or dirty, for the most part, but it's also the least nice club I've been to, if that makes sense. The central area almost looks like cafeteria chairs and tables set up. It's just a weird club, from the layout to the prices to the timid dancers. But I've had some good lap dances here and the bartenders are friendly. Some of the dancers are cool and friendly, others are just kind of not engaged.