This club probably should get a...

This club probably should get a 7 but, as is usually the case, one great girl moves it up a notch. I visited Christies three times this past week while on business in Phoenix. Bastards booked me at a hotel right across the street and let me tell you, it cost me plenty.

Christie's is fairly upscale as far as looks goes. Large club, great lighting, great bar, comfortable chairs and the stage is quite nice with a pull-up bar around the front so that the more athletic girls can strut their stuff in front of all tip rail pervs. The VIP area is in the back of the club and is populated by very comfortable brown leather sofas. Not as private as you would like but then again club rules don't allow overly-nasty behavior by their strippers or patrons.

The girls are mostly in the 7/8 range with a few higher and some lower. Lots of variety as far as color, race, sizes and shapes. The hustle factor is low. The girls are cool with a "No thank you" to dance requests and there is no having to sell drinks which I despise. There is virtually no mileage to be had except for in the VIP section where you can engage in a little two-way touching as long as it doesn't involve tits and/or cooch. The grindage is pretty decent but no one handled the package (boo hoo!). It's better to come later as there are so many customers in before 10PM that if you're not a regular and not great-looking (I think I qualified on both accounts) you're going to be ignored and think that maybe you didn't shower well or your last bowel movement is leaving an after-stench.