Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Unbelievable experience

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Fuzzydog
Aug 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

As a South Florida native I get to Toosies every few months or so. It is usually kind of hit or miss for me. But I had the most incredible experience from just the most random, unplanned visit. Traffic was horrible and my car was nearly out of gas and I was hungry so I pulled off 95 to get gas and decided to chill at Tootsies for a bit to let traffic dissipate. For 5 pm on a random Wed I couldn't believe the quality of dancers on shift. There were still the usual compliment of heavy bottoms and a few whose best years were behind them, but there was also an unusual number of legit 9's and a few 10's who were very available. I have never seen such a target rich environment here, or anywhere else. Upon entering, I immediately passed on two really cute Latinas who approached me before I had gotten my first beer, because I had already made eye contact with a stunning tall blonde named "Valeria". "V" came over and immediately began snuggling up. Her English was not great but I didn't care. She was a gorgeous blonde and I was running my sweaty mitts all over her. It wasn't long before we had a couple $25 dances which did not disappoint. She easily sold me on VIP. I am not usually a VIP patron, but after her trial dance I lost all better judgement. I have to compliment the VIP staff on making me feel comfortable with what I find to be an awkward situation. VIP was 30 minutes (plenty of time) of anything goes with a beautiful blonde rocking a porn star body. I enjoyed DATY, BBBJ, and FS before a spectacular CIM finale. Afterwards she gave me her cell # and offered OTC, which I find flattering, but I'm sure I won't partake. In all, I spent nearly $600, and I never did get dinner. But I went home with a memory I won't soon forget.

 

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