No princess cruise today

Thought I would swing by Pandoras to see if I could get into any trouble. I was hoping one of my favorites would be there, like Dillon or Jenna or maybe Desi. No luck today. Nobody was striking my fancy, until "Princess" showed up. Maybe I'll take a Princess Cruise and see how far out of port she would be willing to take me. Went back to the VIP, then she disappeared to "get some gum." Bad sign. She reappeared as the next song started and immediately began dancing. She promised lots of mileage, but did not deliver. Even after booking the Deluxe cruise, I found that there were no clothing optional decks on board. Junior was required to stay under covers for the entire cruise. Will I return to Pandora's? Definitely. Will I book another Princess cruise? Definitely not.