No girls, no booze, no fun

As stated before, the club is in the corner of a run down strip center. I got a free entry coupon for this place a few months ago and filed it away in the glove box. I had to work late one night and needed to get a beer on the way home. I have wanted to try the place out but the time was never right. I pulled into the parking lot and walk towards the entrance and a very large guy says we charge $5 to park. I say really. The lot is almost empty and I parked in a far corner. He says it is OK. Never mind. I think maybe I better pay for insurance and reach for my wallet. He says no it is really OK. I walk inside and the is almost no one there. One guy at the bar and a woman (not a dancer) standing near what might have been a DJ booth. She tells me to go back out. I go back to the front door and see that I missed a pay window. I hand the woman the coupon and she says where did you get this? I say I'm not sure. She calls a guy over and ha says where did you get this? I say Fox and Hound. Not sure why it mattered. He says this is old. I say I know and say oh well I just wanted a beer never mind. The price is $10 before midnight and twenty after. They don,'t serve alcohol, it is BYOB but they charge for that too. He eventualy lets me in without paying but there are no girls in sight, the place is a dump and I turn around and head out.