I was at this club on...

I was at this club on November 10 from about 11:00 to 12:30 a.m. Dancers has a reputation for having the "Playboy Bunny" or "Barbie Doll" type of dancer, and that Thursday evening the selection of dancers fit that stereotype. Most of the girls were 8s and 9s, with the exception of a couple on the low end, 5s and 6s, generally due to high weight. On the other hand, I saw one dancer who had such a beautiful face, it literally took my breath away. The boob job didn't hurt, either. The typical dancer here is 5'8 to 5'10, size 3 to 5, long blonde hair, a nice firm body with long legs, and augmented c-cups (for those joining me in early middle age, think of Susan Anton in the late 70s move, "Golden Girl.") A dancer at another club once told me that Dancers has the reputation, among the professionals, as the hardest club in Indy for a girl to get hired. Dances are generally pretty high contact, although some of the dancers don't let you touch the boobs. There were a few token brunettes, including a Latina named Nina from whom I got a couple of good lap dances. The customer to dancer ratio was a little too high when I first arrived, but a lot of customers were starting to clear out around midnight. They had some goofy birthday humiliation involving one member of party of women who were attending. I was unclear if the women were lesbians, or just ugly. In any event, the incident was enough to cure anyone with a girl/girl fantasy: the dancers involved were fine, but birthday girl was not someone you'd have erotic fantasies about.

Dancers and Brad's BF are the two top rated clubs in Indy (see also, today's BBF review), and they both do a good job of offering distinctly different, but excellent, versions of the strip club experience. Dancers is upscale, and offers a "glitzier" type of experience. IF it was still permissible in the business world, Dancers is the kind of place you would entertain customers. From my point of view, I prefer the $10 laps at Brad's to the $20 laps at Dancers. And Dancers has no other type of dance "package"other than laps.

Bathroom attendant alert, for those who are concerned about such things.