Nothing Gained ,Nothing Lost

I was traveling up 85 on a Saturday afternoon and made a pitstop. Had read about this place over the years but first visit. From reading I knew sort of what to expect , old house with a few road worn entertainers. It was old rundown house but only one dancer. I entered the place and chubby gal maybe 27 said hello. Told her to give me a few dances. She ask if I had been there ,I lied and said yes but she did not believe me. Got two very short dances which were air dances, I think she thought I was police because there was no contact . I gave her 5 bucks and spilt. First and last visit to this one.