Crazy Horse
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1820 NW 21st St, Pompano Beach, FL 33069, USA

I've been back a few times...

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Dolfan
Jul 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've been back a few times since my last review. This particular visit I got there just after 7 and stayed till around 10 so I saw a bit of both shifts. Obviously, the physical details haven't changed much. The club is still at the end of a road with mostly commercial/light industrial buildings nearby and without good signage from the main street. They do sometimes park a sign truck around the street you turn on, but they park it a couple streets north or south and its usefulness is a bit limited. Once you find the place, there's plenty of parking. After 7 or so, there's a section carved out for valet & a dude out front collecting $5 to self park, presumably more for valet. There's always been ample room in self parking. Inside, they charge a $10 cover after 7. There's multiple stages with multiple poles, basically one main stage with 3 poles and a second one with two. The interior is still nice & relatively clean. Drink prices are a bit above the other nearby joints, I think $7 domestics and $12 call cocktails. I bought a dancer a shot of Patron & they charged me $18. The daytime waitresses were cute, friendly & helpful, the night waitresses were pushy & annoying. I'm not sure if it was under management direction or not, but literally every waitress would rush over within 15 seconds and try to get me to buy a drink for every dancer that stopped by. I was one of maybe 5 customers at any given time.

As far as the dancers go, there was 5 or 6 I think. Maybe 4 before 8 and 6 after, with probably 3 of the day girls staying over to night. Most of the girls were unattractive, one was a 7ish and one was around a 6, the rest were 5 or below. The other girls were over 35 and/or overweight, or at least on the wrong side of thick. I tipped the 7 when she went on stage, getting her to my table involved shooing off the other girls who saw me tip and became interested & shutting down the mattresses who came over to hock drinks, but I eventually cleared them out & waved over the one girl I did have interest in. At any other club in the area, I probably would have found someone else. But, I had been in this club at least half a dozen times without getting a dance, so I lowered my standards a bit. I bought her a $18 shot of patron from the money grubbing whore of a waitress, and we chatted for a while. Eventually, we got to talking about dances and rooms. Like other clubs here they do $10 table dances, $25 lap dances, and have rooms. The rooms are $25 for 30 minutes + whatever the girl wants. She didn't want much more than I would have spent on getting 2/3 dances, so I went ahead and did the room. I paid the $25 to the bouncer and in we went. The lap dance rooms are in the front of the corridor, one couple per room with a little curtained door. No one was in them, so I'm not sure if girls close the curtain or not. Then, there's a curtain in the corridor and more of the same rooms. We get into our room & a minute later a waitress pops in to take our drink order. We spend the next 5 minutes with her asking to be paid up front & me refusing. After that, she's back with the drinks. Another few minutes settling the whole when to pay thing, and 5 minutes after she finally takes her top of and starts to dance another waitress comes in to see if we need more drinks. Another 5 minutes & the first waitress pops in to tell me she'll have my change when we're done. You see the pattern here. The dance sucked, and would have sucked even without all the interruptions, but it was really quite annoying. I've had table dances at Cheetah up the street with better mileage and much better looking girls. When I got out, the waitress with my change was no where to be found.

Overall, my visits have been quite disappointing. I was thinking I'd never go back, but I've since seen that dancer and waitress at other clubs - both bitching to me about how they got fired for some bullshit reason. So, I may give them one more try to find out of those two were fired for the kind of shitty service I got. I don't have high hopes, but I find myself in this area with time to kill often enough where its worth another try. I can't seem to shake the idea that there's potential here.

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