The two worst days of the...

The two worst days of the year to visit a strip club are probably Christmas eve and the fourth of July. Only the most unattractive and desperate for money dancers generally show up. Most regular club goers know this and don't show up either. However, I'm always curious just how bad things are and stop by one. This fourth of July visit was to Brad's. The suckiness exceeded the usual level of past Independence day visits. There were seven or eight unhappy looking old guys sitting around the club. The girls were uniformly unattractive. It seems to be very hard for Indy clubs to find slender attractive dancers. If they are thin then they are usually freakishly tall. If they are normal height then they are fat. Usually Brad's does better than that but today they had both groups. Not only were the girls bad looking but the dj was playing the most godawful rap music. Not wanting to watch unattractive girls while listening to crappy music, I made a quick exit. Before leaving, though, I decided to annoy the dj by asking him if he thought the old guys sitting around the club really looked like a rap audience. He got an angry look and told me to make a request.