7th Heaven
Closed
1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

I was in the area and...

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melkior
Jun 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I was in the area and decided to try this relatively out-of-the-way club. It is down near the river and has plenty of parking. The club is pretty standard stuff decor wise, mirrors on the wall, and semi-divey. The stage is in the middle of the bar and has a strange mirrored column on one side. The music was loud and the standard terrible strip club junk. Not to sound too negative though, I thought the place was fine. It was just around happy hour and there wasn't much going on though it wasn't empty. I've read some reviews here that say this is a topless club and while that seems to be generally true, some dancers flash and dance full nude. Unfortunately they weren't the ones I was into. Oh well...

The girls were ok. No major lookers and a couple I really wasnt into, but mostly average and friendly. I spent most of my time with 2, one was average but had a cute smile and was fun to talk to and the other was cute and Mexican. She was more aggressive and pretty handsy, but we had trouble understanding each other and wasn't feeling the pleading for a dance tactic. The average girl was super friendly and interesting, she also was a masseuse so she kept giving customers back rubs (not bad either).

I ended up not staying for long, but I'm intrigued enough to come back and try a few dances.

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