Well, it IS Henry's South. Why...

Well, it IS Henry's South. Why am I surprised? After 25 years of patronage, I should know better than to expect anyone worthwhile to be working here on any night I decide to go. Sadly, I have not learned my lesson. This is not so much a review as it is a public service announcement. I appear to be insane as Einstein said, as I keep expecting different results from Henry's South. After a Toledo casino trip (for the lobster, believe it or not), my buddy and I decided (OK, it was my idea; I browbeat him into going) to stop and see who might be working on a Friday night. Rumor was that the legendary Deanna had shifted to working night shift after a dispute with management/DJ. I use the term 'legendary' rather loosely, as Deanna is a big fish in a very small, polluted pond. She is very attractive and is a great performer, even if she is a bit too business-like for me. Still, she is 'legendary' in terms of this club, and she has new boobs that I had not yet seen. Deanna rarely disappoints.

Sadly, she was not working this Friday night. Nor was anyone else worthy of consideration. Using my VIP (HA! that is funny!) card, our entry was free. A round of drinks $13-not so bad by the usual standards. Door guy and waitress were nice. A quick scan of the 'girls', many of whom outweighed me and could easily have overpowered me, were extremely sub-standard. The Black girls were huge-not a judgment, just a statement. If you like them that way, more power to you. I don't. I can't. The club anchor, Mia, was not there. She is always there. but not tonight. I do not like Mia. Check that-I cannot stand Mia, with her droopy boobs, ass, her horrible attitude and mean personality. On this night, I would have welcomed Mia, as she would have been a Goddess on this Friday night. That was the sad state of affairs at H8S on this night, and I suspect every night. And day. I saw Natalie, who has to have worked there for at least 2.5 decades. She was ugly back then. Now, she is appalling. Raven was working also. Not very much to look at and my type. I like women whose breath doesn't smell like a giant can of tuna fish that was out in the sun for a week. Raven was the best looking girl here, and that speaks volumes. A younger brunette, not unattractive at first glance, stopped by and was angry that we would not tip her after she would not take 'no' for an answer, and insulted us for not wanting to get dances from her. Go figure. At H8S, this must now be the norm-insult the customers and demand a tip. Once we saw her on stage we were glad we declined; huge caboose and thighs that looked like the side of beef Rocky Balboa was punching in the movie. We did not even finish our drinks and bolted for the door. Luckily, we were able to run faster than the dancers! It WAS that bad. I can never return here...who am I kidding? I will be back...and surely disgusted...loathsome...yet I can't look away! I am not sure there is any juicy or worthwhile information in this 'review' and it may not even be considered a review. This dump needs to close and be replaced with something better for the neighborhood, like a toxic waste dump.

No Regards,

Costanza