COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT. After reading so many...

COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT. After reading so many good reviews from different sources, my expectations were very high. Either my timing was terrible, or this place is extremely overrated. I went to Berlin mainly/mostly to see FKK Artemis.I arrived around 1am, due to some delays and setbacks. From the outside, the place looks impressive, multi-story complex. There was even a guy in the parking lot taking pictures of it. When I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed a long line to get in! Bad sign. I had no problems parking since the guys arriving were being dropped off by cab, by car loads! I don't know what was going on in Berlin that night, but if I had another option other than Artemis, I would have taken it. Most of the guys in line seemed like they were college aged. My only experience with German sauna clubs was FKK Palace in Frankfurt, so that was my standard...mature, professional men surrounded by MANY naked girls. So, the loud, boisterous crowd in line for Artemis was annoying. As I moved closer to the door in line, I noticed that guys were still being dropped off in groups! The wait in line took about 10-15 minutes, or so it seemed. I didn't really time it. I felt long, but not TOO bad. There were probably about 10-12 guys ahead of me when I got there and at least that many when I got in.

When I got in, the entry was 80 euros. They had run out of bath robes. I was given a towel, and no slippers. I had to scrounge up a pair from the locker room. Ugh! Another bad sign. The locker room was wall to wall with guys, coming & going. I locked up my wallet in the small locker, then everything else in the big locker using the wrist band key. I went to the shower, rinsed off the slippers, since they had run out of soap in the shower! Another bad sign. I decided to grab soap from the sink dispenser to shower for me and attempt to wash out the slippers. After I finished my shower, I noticed that the attendant brought bottles of soap to the shower area. I didn't even dry off, because i was pissed. I just wrapped the towel around me and walked into the main area dripping wet.

There were guys every damn where, from the locker room, thru the hallways/stairwell, into the main room (shoulder to shoulder), then the eating area & outside. There were about 30 guys for every girl. I could only see about 15-20 girls there. While passing thru the main dance area, I only saw a few girls. The night seemed even worse. I grabbed a plate of food to attempt to at least salvage a LITTLE of my money. The food was OK, better than I expected. I didn't waste as much as I thought I would. I went to the bar and asked for a Coke. I received a flat, cola-like drink. Damn! For 80 euros per person they can't even serve real fucking soda?! Of the few naked girls I had seen, none were worth writing about. The I saw a Black girl walk past the bar, I tried to say hello, and she said something like, "I'm waiting for my client", in a very strong African dialect. Her body was a 10 (perfect tits and ass), her face a 7. So, I guess that gives her a 8.5, rounded off to 9. Another notable girls was a gorgeous Eastern European looking blonde, with small tits and a nice ass. She seemed preoccupied with someone who seemed like her regular. The 3rd girl that I found attractive was was of course already taken. Besides, I didn't feel like chasing anybody down to give them 60 euros.