The Low Down Tootsie’s Cabaret should replace...

The Low Down

Tootsie’s Cabaret should replace Disney World as “The Most Magical Place On Earth,” as this massive adult entertainment complex is every gentlemen’s club aficionado’s dream come true. My review of Tootsie’s Cabaret is a compilation of experiences I’ve had over the past three years during my annual pilgrimage to the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area with my good friend Mario, who compared the club’s large number of attractive and diverse dancers to a buffet, stating with excitement “it was all you can eat!” I rated the club on a scale of one to five stars, five being the best.

Location & Facilities – 5 Stars

Located in the City of Miami Gardens, about a twenty five mile drive from Fort Lauderdale to the north and Miami to the south, Tootsie’s Cabaret is conveniently located near I-95, Route 91 (Florida Turnpike) and Route 826. A former BJ’s Wholesale Club, the Tootsie’s Cabaret complex features 60,000 square of adult entertainment as well as Knockers, their 14,000 square foot sports bar. The two-story club features all of the amenities you’d expect from the high-end gentlemen’s clubs you’d find in New York and Las Vegas: a massive 400-square foot, two-pole stage with “Tootsie’s Theatre” in giant letters above it backlit by a multi-color display, over 300 plasma TV’s and eleven projection screens to catch all of the sports action, outdoor parking, VIP indoor parking as well as private dance booths, champagne courts and even private suites and skyboxes in their upstairs VIP lounge.