Stopped in late evening on a...

Stopped in late evening on a weekday night after watching some games and having some beers at Sneaky Pete's. Did not have to get a drink like I read was required (I actually even stood at the bar for a couple minutes after walking in - didn't want to seem like I was trying to get away with not buying one, but nobody came to the bar), but since I forgot about the free entry with Sneaky Pete's stamp, I ended up paying $10 to get in anyway - so it was basically a wash. Only no drink. Damn.

Was probably around 11 or 11:30 and it was beyond dead. I couldn't even believe what I was seeing for a "strip club". Nobody on stage, about 4 guys in chairs, 1 girl on one guy's lap talking, one girl sitting by herself and that's all I saw. Took a seat and waited for anything/something to happen. The girl by herself came over - not only was she probably the most annoying stripper I've ever talked to, she might have been the most annoying person in the world. Horrible job of pretending to want to talk, kept grabbing my hand and asking to get the party started, buy her a drink to get the party started, tip her so she could buy a drink and get the party started (Tip you for what? You said you're not dancing on stage tonight...wait, what?) - I'm not even doing it justice how annoying she was. She stopped back like 4 more times after politely, but quickly, turning her down each time. Eventually a couple more girls emerged and few more people came in. Dancer on stage does a 3 song set - varying levels on how quickly they took it all off (if at all) - didn't help I suppose that there were not enough people there to have rail activity. A couple times when someone was at the rail, there was a bit more action - interaction with the rail guy (tits in the face, sit on lap, etc.), but one-way touching. DJ's setlist was actually pretty good - a lot of non-traditional strip club music. After each set, the DJ announces a 2-for-1 fantasy special - $20 for 2-song lap dance in a little somewhat enclosed booth on the side (I guess compared to $20 for 1-song other times - don't know because the 2-for-1 was going on every other "set" the whole time). It was actually kind of tough to get to the rail because a girl would come sit on your lap to chat, you may turn down a dance offer, but as soon as she leaves, either another girl does the same, or there is nobody on stage at the time.

A punky little dancer (Sparrow, I think?) with white girl dreads came over to talk on my lap. She was actually really cool to talk to, pretty laid back, similar music tastes, etc. Didn't bring up or push dances at all. I asked her if she was going to be on stage soon - brought me over to ask the DJ, he said in a few sets, so then she asked (not pushy) for a 2-for-1 in the meantime, so I obliged. The club bodyguard-ress poked her head in quick to see if I wanted to buy the lady a drink - sure, why not, she was cool. She quickly got the top off to get into her g-string only, wasn't an overly "sensual" dancer, more so doing "a move", then "another move", etc., but it was still pretty good. She had a nice body, rubbed her tits in my face a bunch, shook her ass a bunch, pulled aside her g-string to show the kitty up close, etc. Not really 2-way contact, but she let my hands rest on her hips, legs and ass as she was on my lap. Not bad for $20 plus tip. I asked what other options there were and she mentioned the 3-song bed dance, but said it wasn't worth it and was basically the same thing - so I'm pretty sure she wasn't going to be down for more involved 2-way contact or any mileage - no problem, that's her thing and at least she was up front about it. Sat at the rail during her stage session and tipped more than anyone else was doing at the rail that night. She was decent on the pole and thanked me with the boobs, lap sit and kitty close-ups again.