My husband and I made a...

My husband and I made a special trip to Dallas to visit Jaguars on the first Tuesday of the month - for $5 dances, all night. I think we got there around 8:30pm and the parking lot was PACKED. There were plenty of valet spaces, but the self parking was at a minimum. Cover was $20 each. Club was packed as well. We got a table near a small stage, but it was so tight, I could hardly move, so as soon as we saw them clean up another table, we moved. Should get there plenty early on the first Tuesday of the month.

Lots of girls. We were there about 5 hours and I never saw the same one twice - on stage. 5 stages open. The main stage with two poles and one girl at each pole - per song. And then 4 other stages around the seating area. Only saw a few girls get fully naked during dances. Some girls - didn't even take anything off during their dances on stage - not even their top. The ones that were completely naked were making the bucks! Songs were SHORT. Like 1-1/2 - 2 minutes at most. I guess that is what you get for a $5 dance. One girl offered a clothes-on lap dance for $5, topless for $10 and fully nude for $20. Very difficult to get girls for LD's. Guys were on them like flies on sh!t as soon as they came off the stage. I like to watch my husband get LD's and that wasn't possible this night. If you got up from your table, other people would sit down - even if you left your bucket full of booze on your table.

Waitresses were very friendly. We bought a tub of ice for $10. Waitress came back frequently to check on us. Didn't need much though. Kinda felt sorry for them. One told me this is the first night for waitress tips. Everyone wants to save their money for 90 seconds of LD, so they don't throw many bits for the waitresses. I tipped one just for sitting and talking to me. Which brings me to another point. The dancing girls avoid us like the plague! Even when I tell them we would love to "talk" or that I want them to give my husband a LD - they don't come around. Until. I go to the bathroom - then they are all over my husband. Bless his heart. I drag him around to these clubs and he doesn't get any attention - unless I am in the bathroom. Not every woman (with a man) in a strip club is crazy jealous.

We have been to Jaguars before (but not on this first Tuesday of the month thing). I am going to stick with those days. Too many people, too short songs, not a lot of attention from the dancers. Still one of our most favorite places in Dallas - but not on this night.