Downtown Cabaret
115 S 4th St Minneapolis, MN 55401

Physically, this is a reasonably good...

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Freezoner
May 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Physically, this is a reasonably good establishment: good location, valet parking if you want it and a parking garage nearby if you don't, very cool atmosphere, attentive wait staff, respectful bouncers (not sure if that's an oxymoron, but whatever), clean rest rooms, good sight lines to the stage and comfortable seating. However, I was less than impressed with the talent; when I was there, the girls were only average--the kind you'd see at any college frat party. They were also not very into pretending that they were interested in talking to you--again, like any college aged girl at a frat party. If you wanted, you could get a floor dance (ie, they would grind you right there at your table) for $20 per song (never more than 2 minutes 45 seconds) or you could go to the VIP room for God only knows how much. I ordered a mediocre burger and fries for dinner, scarfed it down and left. Meh.

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