First trip to a strip club...

First trip to a strip club in NYC and must say I was disappointed. Perhaps I'm just used to the action at my local dumps and IRC in Cocoa Beach, but the mileage here left mug to be desired. Especially for the price. $20 just to walk in, followed by overpriced drinks and a persistent tip parade. There were a number of beautiful women here, two of which (Candy/Candace and Dior) I took for a spin in the back. Both knockouts but seemed very bored by the whole thing. While I realize this is their job, they need to promote the fantasy a bit. I would think they could make a ton of money if they put on the act. After a few dances in he back with each, it became evident that no fun was to be had here. Next trip to NYC, I'll need to hit up another club and see if my luck changes. To summarize, I spent about $200 for 2 beers and a handful of lackluster couch dances. Not likely to return