Like a hungover twenty something waking...

Like a hungover twenty something waking up on their friend’s couch after a night out at the bar with friends, my wallet woke up this morning and muttered “wha… what happened last night?” to which the credit cards yelled out “DUDE! Last night was AWESOME! We haven’t seen the cash, we couldn’t find him when we left the bar…” That perfectly summed up my incredible evening at Cheerleader’s Gentlemen’s Club, my new favorite gentlemen’s club in the Philadelphia area and a great start to my weekly gentlemen’s club reviews.

I arrived at around quarter after eight on a weekday evening and, despite my intention to do so in my earlier blog posting, I decided to remain incognito with the staff regarding my review (to get a more honest assessment). After grabbing a handful of flyers for everything from weekday specials to their bachelor party packages and passing through the metal detector (a necessary evil but well worth it for the safety of customers and staff), I made my way to the bar and began scoping out the scene for the night’s festivities.

I’m rating each club’s features and amenities on a scale of zero to five stars, five being excellent. Let’s begin…