I've never given a '10' so...

AJ's

Fairview, CA

This is barely a strip club but the sad fact is that unless you're willing to go to San Francisco or almost to Reno, this is what you get. The girls are pretty good. The…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

When you list the bad points of MBOT, it's hard to believe that it could rank among the best. You have to get past the neighborhood, horrendous parking, crazy high cover and crazy high everything…

Expose

Austin, TX

I liked this place. The employees were friendly. The girls were charming and, in some cases, gorgeous. Had a couple of dances with a very charming, warm black girl named summer. She really rocked. Played…

Was in Scottsdale and decided to try a hand at a local joint after a night in the Old Town. A guy offered to give my friends and I a ride to the club, as…

Walked in no cover. Couple other people chillin. Club is actually really small. Once you walk in you first see the bar which is in the back. Stage is in the middle with 2 stages…

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I asked repeatedly for pricing before any women danced for me. But no, the protocol was for a dancer to just take me directly into the VIP, without any…

So I actually used to dance at skins I worked here for about 2 weeks. (Had to wait for my check because of the amount) I only ever got 1 vip room when I realized…