Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and had a couple of hours to kill before my flight home, so I thought I'd give a local joint a shot. I'm used to the PHX scene, so my standards as far as mileage are concerned are pretty high. I had originally planned a trip to the Deja Vu club up the street, but it had a completely empty parking lot at 1:00, so I ventured the half mile down the road to Fancy's. I stepped into the fairly well-lit (again by PHX standards) bar, and it was very foreign to me. There is a large bar along the front wall, a small (really small) stage against the left wall (just outside VIP), a similarly small stage in the middle of the room, and what I figured must be the main stage at the far end of the room. The layout was just kind of different for me, as this was clearly a bar first, and a strip club second. I didn't really need time to adjust my eyes (another first for me), and the bartender (a stout, attractive woman whose name I never got) asked me for a $3 cover. Not used to afternoon covers, but this is their town, so I quickly produced some cash and ordered a red bull. I seldom actually drink at clubs, and I was not really interested in making an exception here. There were a couple of older guys that came in just ahead of me who took a table in the middle of the room, near the center stage. The bar had a couple of patrons, both talking to dancers (I think one was pregnant--the dancer, not the patron). A cute strawberry ginger was on the middle stage, so I found a seat close by (there is a long row of seats/tables along the back wall that face into the room). Seemed like there would be at least a two-song set, so I made myself comfortable and then stepped up to tip. She was fully covered when I approached, but flashed her titties and gave me a face-full of them before pulling her thong waistband out just enough for me to get a glimpse and I slipped in a couple bucks.

Once she was done, she came over and plopped down in my lap. She was not skinny, but still had a decent body. Her face was cute with quite a few piercings. Tattoos all over, which is no biggie for me. I'm a fan of good ink (and some of hers was not too bad). We talked a bit and I asked the rules, as I don't want to overstep my bounds in a strange town. Hands on tits and ass are OK in VIP, likely some quick views of the V, but nothing overt. There is apparently a police station just up the road, and they are not shy about dropping in to check on things unannounced. Seemed fair to me, so off we went to the VIP, which is a separate room with couches. Not private really at all, but that didn't seem to matter much. The housemom/bartender pretty much ignored us, and the 'bouncer' was almost never around, so short of the boundaries set by the dancer, seems like just about anything goes back there.

I got a lot of handfuls of some so-so tits (she had 3 kids, so I wasn't about to complain), some flashes of a very nicely shaved V, and some OTP humming and stick shifting. Stayed for a few dances until she had to back on stage...with only 3 dancers on shift, it was pretty quick turnaround, even with 2 songs each. I headed back out to watch her stage show and stepped up again for some tipping. This time, she literally hoisted herself up on my shoulders and shoved her albeit covered V in my face. I was very thankful she smelled sweet down there, or I might have dropped her on her ass. Definitely the most unique (and dirty) stage tip I've ever given. Figured this was a good sign, so I stuck around and we headed back to VIP for another round. Pretty much the same deal as the first time back there, but I felt like OTC was definitely a possibility. if I had more time, I think there would have been a lot more of that face grinding in my future. Oh well. Definitely a worthwhile stop on an otherwise uneventful trip.