Ok, so I like to take...

Ok, so I like to take a me day and just go hang out in Portland. I walked in on a summer afternoon and found the usual sparse group of loners like myself. Trouble is, all the dancers were busy. And of course, now they know who I am and my dollar goes even less far as they keep pushing me to a private dance. I walked over to gynecologists row and dropped my usual $2 tip just to get the dancers to talk to me later and maybe give me more mileage for my dollar. One of them I try to work doesn't drink and is all for showing how smart she is about earning money there. I can't even negotiate a private room because she has to tell me how much she would be making on lap dances. Well, not if nobody is paying for lap dances (I wasn't). I like to wear women's panties to the club. The dancers seem to like them except for one who keeps telling me that they may offend someone (if my very loose band pants droop down - oops). The dancer I had wanted a VIP room for a while, Britney, was there but tied up with some other sap and that just about killed it for me. Don't go in there in the afternoon - if you're not down about yourself you will be after a visit like this! Otherwise, a pretty nice place and at least the dancers talk to you here.