After reading some reviews, decided to...

After reading some reviews, decided to try New Locomotion. It's nothing fancy inside, but it's not scary/creepy either. Let's face it, you're not here to get new decorating ideas to post in Pinterest. It was pretty quiet, and there were a lot of girls just sitting around. The stage show was pretty much continuous, but as at other clubs, there wasn't a lot of "dancing", mostly just a lot of slow moving around. Again, if you're a fan of real pole acrobats, this ain't your place.

I talked with a bunch of girls who came by to sit at my table. Eventually, they all got around to asking for a private. I said I was just hanging, enjoying the show and the scenery, and hadn't decided if I was going to 'have fun' or not (which was true). Almost all asked if it would be ok if they came back later. So no one was overly pushy, and several stayed for long conversations. (And close to every one, when I replied if I'd been to the club before with "No", said "Well, welcome!") If you like chatting with hotties, this is a good place, but probably less so on a Friday or Saturday when it's busy.

About the girls: a bit of everything. Not too many with the obvious upper story enhancements, a lot of natural boobs, and no one who looked addicted-skinny. One tall leggy blond with large funbags for those need it. Mixed ethnicities, too, so something for everyone. A shout-out to Amy, a tall, slim brunette (with, she told me, pierced nipples, so if you're into that...) who was really quite adorable, and definitely sexy.

I might have taken a spin with her if it wasn't for Brandy (I'm assuming with a 'y' not an 'i' as she didn't mention it), a lovely long-haired Montrealer. She was on-stage right after I came in, and was the first girl to talk to me. We chatted for a long time, and she came back to see me later. I said yes to a private a) because she was so nice, and b) because she has those amazing nipples that form a cone out from the breast. (And damn, those were soft sweet nipples...)

I spent 7 songs with her, and it was wonderful. She's not into extras - and I was ok with that - though I got the impression other girls in the club are. (I couldn't quite tell WHAT was going on in the other corner of the private area; there were only two couples in the part we had.) Anyway, I liked it. She was a sweetie and made me feel special without being over the top.