If you are thinking about going...

If you are thinking about going here, seriously slap yourself, rub one out, or take a cold shower.

The girls were nasty (not in the good way), the lighting in the club was awful (WAY too bright), dancing was meh, and 2 girls tried to scam me into paying $70 for a "2 on 1" private dance, but clearly there was no "fun" to be had, and they were just gnarly looking. I normally don't judge people on looks, but if it's your profession to look good and you expect me to pay you, then I expect at least a modicum of attractiveness.

Just epic fail across the board and 40 minutes of my life I will never get back.