I arrived looking for a lady...

I arrived looking for a lady that I had enjoyed time with a number of months ago. I had a good time with Julia but alas she was not here today. The bartender did a great job to try and find when she would arrive but couldn't get through to her. She told me that her normal arrival time was later then I could stay. The ladies that were working that day held absolutely no appeal to me. There were five, one was a very slim black lady. The other four were larger white women. All four were very heavy one just more than the next. No surprise at all there were three customers at the bar and I think I tipped the most, $2 to the slimest of the heavy women. The next time I'm in towen I'll check to see if Julia is working. If she is I'll stay, if not I'll walk immediately.