We walked into mermaids totally confused,...

We walked into mermaids totally confused, first off, we didn't see the sign and did not know we were in mermaids. I am not sure where my husband thought we were going.

There was a stage with no one dancing, and about three dancers on a couch with a load of guys...whew. Very drunk guys,

when the blonde woman got up on the pole I (wife) tipped her in her chonies, (underpants) to make sure she knew that mi esposo (husband) and I were both into it.

She went and sat back down with the others guys who may have been buying fiches, three other workers were in a corner at the bar on their phones. Sigh.

As a couple it's hard to have someone approach us, as the waiter explained "they are respecting YOU" the wife, which I believe,