If you want your strippers to...

If you want your strippers to be supermodels, this is not the place to go...but if you want to play with naked tits and bare asses, this IS the place. The rules of the place is... no touching the vagina or the anus. I guess at the discretion of the dancer. The girls are supposed to be totally naked by the end of the first song. The place is a bit skeezy, but it's properly skeezy, especially with just a $5 door charge. There is a DVD and used porn magazine "store" included, as well as dildos and costumes, etc. There is no stage, just a dance floor maybe 15' x 20' with a pole in the middle, encircled by a faux leather bench and chairs.

I got here about 6:15pm, and was obviously the first customer of the day. The lady working the desk was apologetic, and a bit frazzled, about the fact that there were no girls yet. She wanted my $5 door charge, but she gave me a free $2 Mountain Dew, which works for me. There was a Girls Gone Wild video playing on the wall, and within 15 minutes 4 girls arrived. Within 5 minutes of that, there was a dancer on the floor. I can't bitch about that.

Morgan was first, a tall blonde white girl. She was obviously a corn-fed Iowa home girl, with a delightful belly, full butt, and large, real, pretty breasts. Very friendly, and very obliging to letting me feel her up as I wished. A bit pushy about wanting to be taken to the VIP room, but that's the business. She got naked very quickly, and displayed herself well on the floor. Her attitude seemed patient, all of my ministrations could not get her nipples erect. 3.5 stars out of 5