I visit Toychest from time to...

I visit Toychest from time to time, because it's a nice place with consistently attractive dancers in a safe area. Sometimes they'll have 9's or 10's, but you can always bank on at least some 8's. But gone were the days of high mileage.

You can park on the street and avoid the valet if you want, cover at night is $5, no extra VIP charge and dances are $20. Mileage is enough to be fun, but not too crazy. Dances are in a VIP room, in booths without doors, so you can only see the person across and diagonal from you. The bouncer only pokes his head in about once an hour.

If you go during the day, there is no cover charge. I've found that the girls are on average slightly more attractive. I don't think there is a day time bouncer, so it's possible that dances could be better, depending on the girl. They also have happy hour drink specials from 4pm - 7pm, beer goes down to $4.25, instead of $6.50 I think.