This place has some good reviews....

This place has some good reviews. They can't possibly be legit. To say this place is a dump is an insult to bumps. It's NOT a club. It's a tiny room in the back of a sleazy and very dated porn shop. Seriously, they still sell VHS tapes, who the fuck has a vcr these days? The staff is beyond rude and very sketchy. I came here with my girlfriend and she was grossed out by every male employee there. From the heavy set stock boy with the 80's hair who wouldn't stop staring at her. to the troll at the "door" who wanted to charge us full price - 20 FUCKING DOLLARS - because it was 30 seconds after 8pm (admission is suppose to be 1/2 that amount if you get there by 8). Not to mention, I've never heard of a strip club that charges full price to hot girls. Girls are almost always free if not heavily discounted. If you do the math, at $40.00 for a couple, this might just be the most expensive "club" in town. More than Rhino. More that Cheetahs. More than Sapphire. That in and of itself is beyond retarded.

So, anyway, the 4 foot troll wouldn't budge and since we were there and curious, we paid the full price. Now, for that money, one should expect a modern, clean, nice looking club. But what one gets is a 15 foot X 15 foot room with what amount to a big wooden box in the center. The chairs are ripped and like 50 years old. The DJ... THERE IS NO DJ. THERE IS NO JUKE BOX. They play what seems like cassette tapes for to early 80's with some gangster rap mixed in. Classy, right.

The girls range from 3's to 5's, with desperation and extra pounds seemingly a job requirement. Lap dances are only 10 dollars, but honestly, I wouldn't want most of the whoppinhg line up of four girls to touch me from free. There was one exception, and both of us felt bad for her. My girl is bi and even she was too grossed out to have any dances. Just the thought of some of them in our laps was enough to send us running. That, and with a 4 girl rotation you see the entire line up in the 1st 15 minutes. We tipped a few dollars out of pity and gor the fuck out of there. Grabbed a cab to Palomino and has an awesome, sexy time. I honestly have no idea how Talk Of The Town stays in business. And can't imagine the regulars they must attract. Homeless men come to mind.