Hadnt been to the Rhino in...

Hadnt been to the Rhino in quite some time a few years due to the hustle factor. I pulled up at around noon was the only car there. Had a hard time getting in, partly because I was dressed in track pants and a tee but that was because Id taken a staycation and thats all I had. Eventually they let me in for free and then told me buy a few drinks please. Maybe because of my attire they thought I was going to be a lookie loo and try to rub one out in the corner. Um no. Anyway as I remembered I was assaulted as soon as the door to the club opened. Didnt even get one foot in before the vultures came running. I ditched those chicks and made my way to a seat where I was soon thereafter approached by a voluptuous blond. She pulled her tits out for inspection and started massaging my back. Convo was good and after one dance I made my way to the VIP for halfhour. It was a phenomenal time. Total damage was 200 for half plus 100 for 2 drinks with tip plus 40 (tipped 20 and I owed her 20 for the floor dance even though she forgot) but Im a gentleman like that. I saw stars at the end of the dance and would definitely return at non-peak hours. Best strip club experience in a while but that dancer was a no-bs lady that enjoyed her job. So if you go to the Rhino give it a try in the late morning early afternoon, it's pretty chill.