Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

I went to Visions the night...

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Ssiner
Feb 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I went to Visions the night an ice storm was scheduled to blow into NO, so there were only about 7 dancers and approximately 3-4 other patrons in the bar that night. As advertised, the single bar snaking its way back and forth through the entire main room is quite a change from the standard layout. If you're somebody who likes NOT sitting at the tip rail I wouldn't recommend coming here as there is no seating that is not (briefly) stageside as the girls make their way down the bar. Since I normally sit at the rail, having to pay a dollar to each dancer as they went by didn't make much of a change to what I'm used to.

The girls seemed quite a bit more relaxed than the few bars I went to at or near Bourbon St, and you get fairly good mileage on even the standard ($20) dances. VIP was quite open with the touching, with only insertion really being off limits. Several girls implied that if I was up for something else, extracurricular activities could be arranged. The ladies were good looking, not the high end steakhouse stripclub bleached/surgeried/etc, but very hot young ladies I was happy to watch get naked.

The club is quite a drive off the strip, I'm not sure I'd recommend a taxi ride (10-15 mins), but I can't speak highly enough of this club compared to the standard NO fare. Reasonable prices, hot girls, none of the arrogance of the high end girls, this place is a treasure!

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