Been to this club a couple...

Been to this club a couple of times, but it will be a long time before I come back. Today I had the worst club experience I have ever had. It was totally boring. I'd rather jerk off.

I walked into the club with $300 and high hopes. $15 to get in but that includes wrist band for VIP and soda fee. It's a rip off but hey it's Springfield so what do you expect. No competition. Anyway I sit down and see 3 girls working. Kitty, Jenni Lee (couldn't catch her name), and Joannie. All three girls had a nice body but two of them had zero and I mean zero cleavage. Bummer. Anyway, Kitty had a new toy. It was a Hula Hoop with lights. There were 3 customers but these girls didn't approach any of us for an hour. There I am sipping my soda cause there is no alcohol bored out of my mind. Waitress gets $1 for the soda but she is not interesting either. After an hour Joannie come over and the waitress is on my like white on rice with the $5 drink con for a shot of soda for Joannie. Trying to jump start a bad day I agree to it and tip waitress $1. Joannie doesn't say thank you....strike 1. Joannie is boring and can't hold a conversation but I came to look at her body so whatever. Then she goes on stage and looks bored. After her set she takes off for 15 minutes leaving me with her shot of soda. Strike 2! She eventually wanders back and unenthusiastically gives me "wanna dance." I'm bored but maybe she can redeem herself. We go back to the back and she removes her clothes and looks bored for at least a minute while the music is playing. She asks me to prepay....strike three you are out! I tell her that is the sign of what is probably going to be a dance that sucks. I don't pay her and I leave. She doesn't say a word. Doorman on way out says "leaving already?" I said the girls are more interested in playing with the Hula Hoop than talking to guys and giving dances. It was lame. He says have a nice day. I say the same. He didn't offer free admission or try to fix the situation in any way. I won't be back.

On way out, apparently there was a 4th girl. She had 2 VIPs with 2 different guys and seemed to be going back for a third. I didn't get a look at her but she was blonde tall and had nice curves. I wish I had VIPed with her. Apparently she was only one working. I left with $278 of the $300 I started with. At least I got to see 3 girls naked and all they got was $5 and a shot of soda