Have you ever been invited to...

Have you ever been invited to a Birthday at Grand Central Bowl that you were obligated to go to but desperate to get out of? My strategy is to show up after everyone is a little intoxicated and just yell, “Sassy’s!” Of course, this gets everyone a little riled up because who doesn’t like tattooed goddesses? Sure, they don’t provide the five dollar steaks like Acrop or the vegan food options as Casa, but are those places walking distance from both Holocene and Grand Central Bowl this late at night? Nope. So if you’re ever in the mood to get the heck out of Grand Central or it might be one of those very few dead nights at Holocene just yell out the good ole “Sassy’s” and you’re in for a treat. Sorry for any of the birthday boys and girls that just found out why their events quickly relocated after my arrival.