Well, pretty much the most well...

Well, pretty much the most well known strip club in El Paso, and one of the few whose mention won't bring images of criminal activity to the mind of the average citizen. Dreams Cabaret is a clean fancy club where you can watch some of the most beautiful dancers in El Paso but little more, and at a pretty steep price.

We made a reservation, and the very nice manager put us on the VIP area FREE OF CHARGE (it is usually a $10 fee). The seats were clean and comfortable and the waiter was pretty attentive to anything we may need. I didn't have any problem with the bouncers, pretty cool blokes just doing their job and otherwise letting people enjoy their time there. Bathroom were not impeccable but I understand that in a place were alcohol consumption is allowed that's gonna be close to impossible unless you have a janitor on duty 24/7 in there. What I mean is that they are acceptable but if you need to take a dump or something you might be shit out of luck because the toilets were all splashed with piss. Again, no big deal (that is true of pretty much every bar you can think of) and I'm pretty sure if you asked the bathroom attendant (the one that hands you paper towels and shit) he'd be happy to give them a clean for you.

The dancers are seriously unbelievably hot, although there were a few chubby ones here and there (then again, some men prefer their women with a little more to love so maybe they are just catering to more than one demographic). Since this is El Paso, obviously most were latinas; however, there were plenty of white girls and a couple of asians (I noticed a distinct lack of black girls). Lap dances are pretty uneventful and extremely expensive ($20 topless and $30 nude plus the $10 VIP fee the kind manager waived for us). I believe this is a club in which you admire rather than engage. If you are expecting any sort of "special service" this is not the place.