Well, it looks like I may...

Well, it looks like I may have rolled the dice one too many times at Playmates. After several enjoyable evenings there, I finally had a clunker. After a short visit and a quick exit from a club across the street (I can't put my finger on the name, but I'll come up with it later and post a review) I figured I would stop in to “ole reliable” for my usual good time. Unfortunately, none of the good time girls bothered to show up on this night. I'm telling you, ugly girl after ugly girl kept coming up on the stage. Then there was finally one cute one, but wouldn't you know, a chubby asian chick had sat down beside me, and I'm too damn nice to tell her to leave.

We had been talking for a while when the cute one came up on stage. Actually, she was doing most of the talking, and I was trying to give her a hint by mostly watching the stage, but apparently she wasn't too bright either. She wasn't horribly overweight, she had a pretty face, and she had a large set of natural hooters, so I finally decided the only way I was going to get rid of her was to buy a dance. I NEVER go for girls with this type of body, so what the hell, I figured maybe it would be fun. Or maybe it wouldn't. I guess I'm just too thin myself, and her ass was bigger than I thought it would be. And her big tits were way too floppy to even begin to get me off.

So after the dance, I paid her and thanked her. I told her that I wanted to sit alone now, and would you believe it, SHE storms off ALL PISSED OFF! I guess thats what I get for being nice. And to make matters worse, now I can't find the cute chick from earlier!