Beef Baron is an average club....

Beef Baron is an average club. Most of the girls have pretty faces but most are also a bit on the beefy side. Maybe that's the theme or maybe its a Canadian preference, but the girls are mostly shapely but thick. There were 2 or 3 that were in better shape. Mercedes stands out as an exceptionally beautiful dancer in great shape.

The club itself is clean, there is plenty of seating between tables, bar, and seats around the dance floor. Lap dances are $20 and touching is definitely allowed. Wednesday night lap dances are only $10 after 8pm, a good night to spend some time on the couches. The lap dance area is only semi private, the love seats are comfortable and divided by large fake plants that are easy to see over if you're walking through that area, but still secluded enough that you can't be gawked at by other patrons. The bouncers do not hound over you while you're getting your dances and its up to the girl to keep track of time so that's a plus.

The drinks are not cheap, but not really pricey either. I drank rum & cokes at about $4 Canadian ($5 with tip) Everyone was very friendly.

Caution, only smile and say hello to a girl you want to sit with for a while, because once you greet a random girl walking by, she will sit with you and chat, leading up to the invite to the lap dance area. While she's sitting with you most other girls will avoid you, so if you're not really digging her you will be stuck with her unless you want to be rude and ask her to go away so other women will approach.

I'd say if you are in the area, this place is a nice distraction and worth visiting, but don't go out of your way to get there.