This place looked like it came...

This place looked like it came out of a bad 70s movie. Now I know where the name came from - a TV show that was popular when this club was probably built. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like anything has been updated since then. The signs outside look like those old Vegas casino signs and the inside is garish red velvet all over the place.

Ok, so already a little discouraged, I became even more disappointed when I saw the talent. 5 girls, 2 who were Thai, one black girl and two white girls with some extra padding. One of the Thai girls looked like she was old enough to have been dancing there when the club was first built. The two white girls were ok, but not something I would pay much money for. Same with the black girl. The hottest girl was the younger Thai girl, but she was both shy and had bolt ons, which are a turnoff for me. Now I will admit that I started early at 5:30 or so, but a club is judged on the talent that it offers at whatever time someone enters the door.

I tried to stick it out for the standard 2 hours that I normally give a new club, but I was just too fucking bored with the lack of talent, irritated by the confining feel of the place and irked that I was getting a bit ripped off at the bar. $9 for a single shot drink, with a shot glass packed full of ice and the booze lightly drizzled in, was a crappy enough deal, but what sucked even more is that a double was a full $18. So between the $10 cover and after drinking two doubles + tip, I was down $50 after a short while with no fun in site.