Ok, this is your total dive...

Ok, this is your total dive bar. The neighborhood is ok, next to a somewhat more older, affluent looking suburb, but it feels dead lonely out there at night. Drinks are way cheap and when I was there, there were 4 other patrons, one bartender and one bouncer. I haven't been to a lot of dives lately and I would have to say it is below average. Run-down is a more apt description. However, every one is friendly. The first night I tried to go there, a bartender was sick, so they place was closed with not notice or note or anything.

The dancers were ok. One was a pretty-faced, but super thick Dominican. She told me everything was on the menu. I think the going rate is 1.6 for full. I'm not sure how long the songs are. She is young and is very well-versed and I believe she lives in NY. As expensive as this area is, I don't understand how girls can work and commute on top of it. Anyway, the Dominican was not getting any action and she was giving me the hard sell.

The other girl, who I was more attracted to, was Easter European (I'm guessing Russian, but I couldn't tell as she didn't talk to me). She was definitely older, probably close to 40 (hard to tell because it was so dark). She was draped over some guy she just gave a dance to. I like my girls slim with a nice rack, and she was neither of these. As is the case in most of these stories, the hottest girl was the bartender.