I went to Beemer’s Gentlemen’s Club...

I went to Beemer’s Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night around midnight. The facility is literally feet off the main drag in town. The cover charge was $5; the collector doesn’t sit at the door, but approaches you after you take a seat. A beer was $3-4, very reasonable for a strip club. The bartender was friendly. She initially gave me the wrong type of beer on accident, so she comped one on the house. The club was decorated for Christmas, including a Christmas tree. The large main stage was the only one in use. Dancers would give heavy attention to anyone tipping versus doing polework. A buck or two got good mileage stage side. Dancers stripped down to nude on stage. There appeared to be a second, unused stage and two pool tables towards the back of the room. Smoking is permitted inside the club.

There were about ten dancers on duty. I only found two of the ten attractive. Most were either 30+ or carrying some pudge. There was a set of blonde twins (mentioned in previous reviews) there, but they were not that good looking. Plus their pussies were what you’d call roast beef curtains. I went back for dances with a mixed dancer named Dimples. She is a white/black mix with a lot of piercings, the most noticeable of which are in her cheeks, hence her stage name. Lap dances on couches in a community area were $20. I got two dances that were alright, limited two-way contact. I then took a gamble on a 15-minute room for $90. This gives you a little room with side walls and a curtain blocking the entrance. Basically, I got the same treatment as the regular lap dances, and kind of regretted spending the money. Dimples freaked out when I took off my belt; it is safe to say she is not an extras girl. I think she has either her boyfriend’s or husband’s name on her, which I wish I would have caught earlier. I’d personally avoid her unless you want a very mediocre dance. There was also a skinny blonde that caught my eye, but I did not have the chance to get to her before she went on lockdown with another customer. There are also 30-minute rooms for $150 and 60-minute rooms for $250. There is also an option called the Living Room, which is a private room with a closing door.

I stayed until closing time, 2am. They allowed patrons to stay after 2am and finish their beer. There was no rush to herd everyone out. Beemer’s is a very laidback club with prices that are not too bad. I’d return if I was in Iron City, but I’d hope they’d improve their stable of dancers in the future.