The wife and I wanted...

The wife and I wanted to check out a couple Detroit clubs so we started with the Silver Cricket. The place was nice. We got there just before cover started. Coat check was a dollar a coat. We sat down and a nice looking blonde waitress came over. She was polite and attentive. We ordered a couple beers and chicken strips. The food was ok. Beer was cold. The only problem we had was the dancers. They were unattractive. Out of 5 or 6 dancers. Only one was even a little attractive. I have no have problem with black dancers but the wife doesn't like them. Only one girl was white. She was about 20 lbs over weight and had a lot a tattoo's. She came over and asked if she could sit down. Luckily we were leaving. I see why a lot of people like this place. Its got everything you would want. They just need to get some better looking girls.