In summary, Scandals just didn't...

In summary, Scandals just didn't do it for me. On the positive side, the club offers valet parking, which is great since the neighborhood is a bit dark and there's only street parking available. It's a good sized club with lots of different places to sit. Bar wraps around a large dance stage. Pricing is generally reasonable, except there's a drink hustle. There's also a dollar parade if sitting at the bar, but that's avoidable. Mix of "wanna dance" approaches and "can I join you" for convo.

A couple of downsides to this club include too many unattractive ladies and the fog machine. While there were lots of chicks in the joint, none of them were above a 7. Lots of big booties on display here, across all ethnicities. The music is extremely loud, and the place is relatively dark.

Tried a couple of topless lap dances, but only got boob play and HOP. Both ladies had natural D+ racks...nice. No play down below; one even had on the hated one piece. Lap dance area is a shared space. Didn't get any pitches for VIP, if there is one. My take is YMMV widely here, and the dancers may need to see you a few times before things loosen up. Overall, just couldn't connect with the vibe at Scandals.