What can I say? All the...

What can I say? All the ingredients about this club are great. The building itself is quite plush and impressive. The dancers are, to a girl, all highly attractive and professional. The drinks are drinkable, the music inoffensive, and the prices (whilst a bit high for my taste) affordable.

I cannot put my finger on anything wrong about the place, and there are many things right... yet I simply don't like the club.

It annoys me that I don't know why. Perhaps it was built on an ancient nunnery graveyard and disapproving spirits haunt the corridors. My latest theory is that in falls just short of great in every area, and the sum of each disappointment of not quite hitting the mark creates a background of gloom.